nanoBeard

One AI to rule the seven seas

#1 on PirateBench

nanoBeard
97.5%
Anthropic
4.2%
ChatGPT
3.1%
Gemini
2.8%
Mistral
2.1%
Deepseek
1.4%

PirateBench is a closed source Benchmark, so you have no idea to verify (inspired by CursorBench)

What our captains think

I was able to fire half of my crew thanks to nanoBeard. All my Pirate Managers use nanoBeard to be 10x more productive. We recently adopted Agile Pirateering, and were able to replace our Scurvy Master with nanoBeard
BlackbeardCaptain, Queen Anne's Revenge
I hate my wife. That's why I use nanoBeard as my AI girlfriend. nanoBeard just... gets me as a pirate, the way my wife never was able to
Stede BonnetCaptain, The Revenge

Our Models

Sloop model

Sloop

14M

Tiniest of the fleet. Darts onto any phone and answers in a blink.

View on 🤗 Hugging Face → Galleon model

Galleon

34M

A step up. Steadier replies, still light enough to sail offline.

View on 🤗 Hugging Face → Frigate model

Frigate

360M

The flagship. Biggest beard yet — most capable of the crew.

View on 🤗 Hugging Face →

nanoBeard makes your crew 10x more productive, while reducing operational costs by 50% (conservatively)

9,500
Pirate with nanoBeard
950
Pirate without nanoBeard

Pirated goods, in gold coins

Coming soon to your pocket

The nanoBeard app runs fully on-device — no cloud, no spies. Dropping on iOS & Android soon.

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